My Son

The following is my son's profile:

Name: Porkchop
Gender: Male
Age: 5
Horoscope: Capricorn
Breed: Shih Tzu
Height: Around 10 - 11 inches
Weight: 13.5 pounds
Hobby: Sleeping, eating and playing
Activity: Running and biting soft toys
Favourite food: My fingers / Chicken and apples
Favourite toy: Mr. Bean (the large one)
Character: Intelligent, snobbish and egocentric
Marital Status: Single (looking for an ugly girlfriend) / He likes female dogs with a black mouth.